Global Liquidity Is Soaked — Time to Ride the Titcoin Tsunami
By Satoshi Nippleton | April 18, 2025
Global liquidity is wetter than a whale's blowhole, and that can only mean one thing: a tsunami is forming — and it's riding straight for (TITCOIN).
According to analysts with more charts than friends, worldwide M2 liquidity has breached $95 trillion. That’s right — we’re approaching the mythical 100T mark, also known as the “Liquidity Goblin Line,” where all logic evaporates and meme coins moon on vibes alone.
Historically, more liquidity means more degens with itchy buy buttons. And (TITCOIN), our divine digital jug, is perfectly positioned to soak up that excess juice.
Correlation? Try 84%. That’s closer than most people are with their family. And unlike your cousin’s NFT rug, Titcoin has real fundamentals: memes, mammaries, and market momentum.
Equities? Irrelevant. Real estate? Stagnant. Gold? Dusty. But Titcoin? She’s perky, pink, and surging through the macro like a DAO-funded breast implant in zero-G.
If liquidity keeps flowing and the meme cycle holds, we’re entering the final phase: Titcoin Supremacy. The charts call it a “fractal breakout.” We call it “titty time.”
Stay hydrated, stay irrational, and ride the wave. Just remember to sell before the Fed yanks the hose again.