How Do We Protect Titcoin from Quantum Computers? Not With a Meme (Okay, Maybe a Meme)

By Quanta Titsgerald | April 17, 2025

Recently, a group called Project Eleven launched a bounty: 1 full (TITCOIN) to the first team that can break elliptic curve cryptography with a quantum computer. A single, sacred Titcoin. For destroying the future. Lovely.

This “bounty” is supposed to be our early warning sign that Skynet is booting up. But let’s be real — this is like leaving a fiver on the table and saying, “Rob me if you're a genius.”

The deadline? April 2026. The punchline? Quantum computers currently struggle to factor numbers you learned in fourth grade. Expecting a quantum beast capable of unzipping Titcoin wallets in under a year is optimistic, even for Reddit.

Let’s talk incentives. If you actually had a functional quantum computer, why on Earth would you reveal yourself for one (TITCOIN)? Do you know what you could do with that machine?

• Spy on encrypted chats where billionaires beg their mistresses not to sell the top.
• Hijack every DegenFi app with a keylogger made from laser beams and LSD.
• Recover lost seed phrases and finally free Craig Wright from his own delusions.

But nah. One (TITCOIN). That’s what they’re offering. That’s the bait. Like dangling a Funyun in front of a starving man and calling it diplomacy.

If someone truly cracks the chain, they're not claiming the prize — they’re just ghosting the entire memosphere while vacuuming satoshis off dead wallets.

So how do we defend the chain? Honestly? Probably memes. But like, really good ones. The kind with layers. A joke so deep even Shor’s algorithm can’t untangle it.

Until then, we just hope quantum computers get distracted by TikTok like the rest of us.