Not Your Nipples, Not Your Nudes: Titcoin and the Fight for Digital Ownership

By Satoshi's Sideboob | March 7, 2025

In the age of streaming, cloud storage, and ephemeral content, the concept of ownership has become as slippery as a greased-up influencer in a hot tub livestream.

Remember when you bought a CD, and it was yours to scratch, lose, or use as a coaster? Now, you "own" digital content that can vanish faster than your dignity after a late-night tweet.

Enter Titcoin: the decentralized, immutable, and undeniably sexy solution to digital ownership woes. With Titcoin, your assets are stored on a blockchain that's more robust than your ex's excuses.

No more relying on third-party platforms that can delete your content faster than you can say "community guidelines." With Titcoin, your nudes, memes, and questionable fanfiction are yours to keep, share, or bury deep in the digital abyss.

So, the next time someone tells you that digital ownership is a myth, just flash them your Titcoin wallet and say, "Not your nipples, not your nudes."